Wierd Edge Shaving Gel Commercial

While at the gym last night studying my notes on the elliptical machine a strange sight caught my attention.

A group of orange clad models spraying a CGI set of a mans unshaven face with foam. Smiling and laughing this collection of gel activating hotties where have the time of their lives. The next shot is the man shaving. It seems an odd juxtaposition since the only assumption you can make is that this man is mowing down these hot women with his razor. Once moment they were frolicking around, spraying each other with aloe and moisturizer, then next they have been sliced up by a series of razor blades. What a horrible way to go.

If that wasn't odd enough the next series of shots should be considered evidence that the ad agency who crafted this were ingesting plenty of hallucinogens. With his shaving carnage complete the man lifted the remaining glob of gel to his nose. Rising from the shaving cream like a cadre of hot Phoenixes was another group of models wearing green jet packs. The next shot was a profile of the man's huge nose. Seriously, his nose took up the entire screen. Below his gargantuan honker were a couple dozen green dots that rose into his nasal cavity. Once inside the models transformed the cavernous nasal passage was into a rave. They even brought their own dj and dancers.

If you see this commercial and happen to be in an altered state of mind of your own choosing please remember that you are not seeing things.